Business-Hooiznes

Business-hooiznes is a game about an amateur Russian startupper whose business plans lack the funding needed to get started. After winning one kekollar at the “Naiobka” casino, the protagonist still needs money and tries to persuade potential investors to provide it. The game presents business-plan scenarios built around memory, careful thinking and answer choices. Each scenario offers different endings, but there are no saves: you get one attempt per scenario in a session, and opening the game starts a chosen scenario from the beginning.

Gameplay and features

• Investor-focused choices: Think through answers and use your memory as you try to persuade potential investors to fund the startupper’s business plans.
• Different endings: Your choices lead to different endings, giving each business-plan scenario more than one possible outcome.
• One attempt per session: There are no saves. You get one try to finish a scenario during a session; starting the game again begins a selected scenario from the beginning.
• Memes and achievements: The game includes pop-culture and meme references, along with achievements.

Frequently asked questions

What is Business-hooiznes about?

An amateur Russian startupper has business plans but not enough money to launch them. After a casino win falls short, the protagonist tries to secure funding from potential investors.

Do choices affect the outcome?

Yes. The game features different endings, and it encourages you to think carefully about your answers.

Can I save my progress?

No. You have one attempt to finish a business-plan scenario during a session. When you open the game again, a chosen scenario starts from the beginning.